While Funhouse is central, handsome and discreet, we know that sometimes outcalls are the preferred option. And while we don’t heavily advertise it, yes, we do happily offer escort outcalls – with some caveats.
Bookings that take place away from Funhouse follow many of the basic rules that an incall would, but being away from the security and sex-supplies of our Funhouse home means there are some differences too.
This article is a guide for anyone seeking the luxury of an escort visiting them in their hotel suite. What to expect, what we like in an outcall, basic outcall rules and etiquette are all covered here.
THE BASICS
We do not offer outcalls to private residences, and that includes Air BnBs. We DO visit central Wellington hotels, and for both evening and daytime rendezvous.
The minimum length of a hotel booking is an hour, but longer bookings are ideal for outcalls and overnight bookings are also possible.
Like incalls, we recommend booking in advance. This means a higher chance of the escort you want to see being available and able to travel. This is especially the case if you are looking for a sex worker – or sex workers – who offer bi-doubles, threesomes, or who see couples. That being said, if you find yourself alone in a hotel room with fun on your mind, pick up the phone.
A wonderful thing about outcalls is the greater flexibility around timing. If it works for the escort you would like to spend time with, it is possible to meet outside of Funhouse opening hours, within reason. Arranging the booking will have to be done within our usual opening hours.
Girlfriend Experience, Kinky GFE and domination bookings can all take place in outcalls. Pornstar Experience and roleplay tends to be well suited to hotel rooms too (depending on the roleplay). The only kind of booking restricted to Funhouse premises is sensual massage.
DOMME OUTCALLS
Funhouse Dommes are very creative when it comes to BDSM and a hotel suite can provide an exciting backdrop for fantasy and roleplay, including bondage. But please bear in mind any form of BDSM will have to adapt to the space, and any requested implements (such as dildos, whips, handcuffs and crops) will need to be able to be discreetly and easily stashed in our bag for arrival. That goes for outfits too. Some kinky sessions will be just perfect for a hotel room, including sensual BDSM or Kinky GFE, others will be more appropriate and fulfilling at Funhouse.
Think too, about the level of noise your session might create. It can be liberating to be as loud as you want, just as it can be incredibly hot when a beautiful woman orders silence. But if you know you like things loud, Funhouse is the better venue.
DISCRETION
If you are nervous about hosting sex workers in your hotel room, don’t be. Sex work is decriminalised in New Zealand, and we are not contraband. That being said, discretion is incredibly important to us, and outcalls mean this discretion needs to be reciprocal.
You can be sure that whoever you are meeting will arrive at the hotel looking as beautiful as always, AND like someone who could be hotel guest. She will not be falling out of her dress in the lobby – that fun is strictly for the hotel bedroom.
ARRIVAL
Your companion will either come up directly to your room, or, if the lifts require a key card, she will meet you in the lobby. While cases of mistaken sex worker identity make great movie material, in real life we find each other very easily. But you will also receive a text when your date is about to arrive and a description of what she is wearing.
SECURITY
As with bookings at Funhouse, please don’t be offended if we ask you to put devices away. If you would like to play music (which we love) we recommend Bluetooth speakers connected to a phone rather than a laptop.
IN THE BEDROOM
At Funhouse, we would start a booking offering you a shower. In the case of an outcall, you would already be freshly showered, but we may take the opportunity to briefly freshen up ourselves.
Likewise, before the booking is over, make sure there is enough time for your companion/s to shower and dress before leaving. We may have spent a few hours being delightfully naked and flushed, but we like to leave looking a little more put together.
We also tend to travel light by default. We will have a supply of safer sex materials (condoms, lubricant etc), but if there are any specific requests such as sex toys, let us know in advance.
EXTENDING AN OUTCALL
Like incalls, outcalls can be extended if availability permits. Your date will need to call Mary to check if that is the case.
DATES OUTSIDE THE HOTEL BEDROOM
As enjoyable as they are, dinner dates with escorts are less common in New Zealand than in other countries. Wellington is a small city. The chances of running into colleagues/friends are simply much higher here than in London or Sydney.
That being said, we don’t deny that flirting over cocktails is one of life’s pleasures. Please enquire whilst booking if that kind of date is possible. If it is, recognise that any time spent together outside the bedroom needs to be discreet. Public displays of affection are to be avoided.
If not, embrace the joys of the hotel suite fully. If a bar is desired but not discreet enough, may we suggest champagne in bed – as dressed or undressed as you like. Refreshments are always welcome in longer bookings, but we find the room service in Wellington hotels is very good. A bedroom picnic or dessert tray can also be great.
PAYMENT
There is a fee to cover travel costs on all outcalls. All other rates remain the same as an incall.
Outcalls are cash only, unless you prefer to pay in advance in which case internet banking can be used. There is an eftpos machine at Funhouse, so you could even swing by to pay via debit or credit card sometime beforehand (strictly by arrangement).
IN SUMMARY
Funhouse Wellington is like a dream hotel itself, but we recognise it isn’t your hotel room. We fully embrace the pleasure of outcalls, both for the sex workers who partake in them and for clients.