Come Play with Us : Roleplay 101
I love roleplay. LOVE roleplay. There are many ways into my knickers but the suggestion of a roleplay is 100% a sure thing.
Amie5 October 2025
Desperately Seeking Squirting
When I was at art school, a plucky young colleague from the sculpture department declared that squirting wasn’t real. It was just a girl pissing on his bed, apparently. Not that he seemed unhappy about it - but the debate…
Amie9 December 2025
Funhouse is a Life-changer
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I've been a Funhouse regular for nine months or so and felt it was about time I shared some thoughts on the experience! Right up front, I have to say what a different experience it is. Other places I've been have a…
Amie20 September 2025
Te Araroa Trail
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Picture yourself amongst blossoming flowers, stunning views, breathless and delightfully weak at the knees – heavenly. Yes, this could be a description of Funhouse Wellington, but I write of Te Araroa trail, which runs (almost) to our door. While not…
Amie18 September 2025
A Guide to Sensual Massage for Couples
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A sensual massage is a deeply charged, erotic experience that can veer toward the playful and bubbly, or tantric like ecstasy. But did you know you can also invite your lover into the experience?
Amie21 September 2025
Virginity – Losing it at Funhouse
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Here at Funhouse we are experts at first times. We are experts in calming nerves, are non-judgemental and we want you to have a good time! We can’t all do a Prince Harry, and lose our virginity with an older…
Amie2 September 2025