When I was at art school, a plucky young colleague from the sculpture department declared that squirting wasn’t real. It was just a girl pissing on his bed, apparently. Not that he seemed unhappy about it – but the debate raged on.
By the end, the only clear thing was that more research was needed. Was squirting real? Eager student that I was, I embarked on a fact-finding mission.
None of my friends at the time admitted to being squirters. And try as I might, even multiple orgasms couldn’t get me to the powerful gush that had been described. I watched DIY lesbian porn featuring squirting in awe, looking for tips. Reading scientific papers on the subject, I wondered if it was too late to switch majors, so I could study it formally (of course, at art school, one can study sex very thoroughly. No need to switch). I became adept at golden showers, and immediately knew it wasn’t the same thing. Hot and wet, yes – but squirting it is not.
It was years later, when bending a woman client over the bed and fingering her, I first experienced squirting in person. The warm, slippery force of her gushing fluids against my hands took me by surprise. I couldn’t get enough. We were both drenched.
Do you, too, want a taste?
We are in luck. Whether you are a fellow erotic knowledge-seeker or you have already been initiated, you too can experience the divine waters of a squirter. Because there is a Super Soaker – the fabulous Lenore – right here at Funhouse Wellington. We’re talking tsunami squirting.
Curious as to what that might translate to in the Funhouse bedroom? Your level of involvement in the experience can vary, depending on whether it’s more about watching or more about tactile immersion. You could watch Lenore build herself up to it, before squirting all over. You could drink it. You could just get really, really, wet.
Like a golden shower, squirting is an extra, regardless of whether it takes place in a Girlfriend Experience booking, Porn Star Experience, Domme session, or Kinky GFE booking.
Remember, if you want to be blessed by her waters, be sure to mention at the time of booking that you’d like squirting. A girl’s got to stay hydrated.
Ps. It was only in 2011 that scientific literature stopped misnaming squirting as female ejaculation, recognising these phenomena as both different fluids, coming from different places, and with markedly different quantities of fluid. This literature review gives a solid overview: Zlatko Pastor and Roman Chmel (2022) ‘Female ejaculation and squirting as similar but completely different phenomena: A narrative review of current research’.